Lil'
J was born in Denver at 2:56 PM (MST) on October 11th, 1983. He is the
youngest of his twelve other half-siblings. Raised up in the homes of
Suburbia, Lil' J studied and mastered his skills. Talented in the act
of eating, he once consumed a Totino's Party Pizza in under a minute.
Currently, he stands at 5'9 and weighs 173 lbs. Always in search of
adventure, he and his faithful associate Prowler wander through the
day aimlessly. On one sunny August day in the year 1999, these two men
aimed to boldly go where no men have gone before...to sneak in an entire
large pizza into a movie theater. They put the hot pizza into sandwich
bags, duct taped the burning bags to their legs and
went inside. This was not without its costs, mind you. The duct tape
ripped off some leg hair, leaving a lasting impression.
On September
18, 1999, Lil' J, along with with trusty associate Prowler, set out
to conquer a new world...the world
of tennis.
Lil'
J was born in Denver at 2:56 PM (MST) on October 11th, 1983. He is the
youngest of his twelve other half-siblings. Raised up in the homes of
Suburbia, Lil' J studied and mastered his skills. Talented in the act
of eating, he once consumed a Totino's Party Pizza in under a minute.
Currently, he stands at 5'9 and weighs 173 lbs. Always in search of
adventure, he and his faithful associate Prowler wander through the
day aimlessly. On one sunny August day in the year 1999, these two men
aimed to boldly go where no men have gone before...to sneak in an entire
large pizza into a movie theater. They put the hot pizza into sandwich
bags, duct taped the burning bags to their legs 
and
went inside. This was not without its costs, mind you. The duct tape
ripped off some leg hair, leaving a lasting impression.